if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

(Source: cubpaws)

the-vashta-nerada:

When I die I’m gonna invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral and I’m gonna make sure that they play a remix of cotton eye joe and gangnam style and the harlem shake for two hours and whoever sticks it out to the end is going to inherit everything I have

I do this thing where I think about fucking you.

(Source: shaynnee)