when somebody joins tumblr
don’t you mean
one of these is not like the otters
"THIS IS A REALLY WEIRD DOG PACK I HAVE JOINED"
these weird dogs are always wet
"My Date With The Presidents Daughter"
interstellar space dating
I done fucked up
are we not gonna talk about the dog that pops out of nowhere with extreme concern on his face
I literally laughed for a solid half hour
the gentlemen you meet on tinder
I fervently hope that guy gets hit by a bus, and nobody helps him because they’re all sixes and beneath him.
This fucking guy.
More proof than men really do believe they are better than women and women owe them sex.
what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it